That's what my eyes are for, stupid!

I wake up every day believing that members of my gender are an endangered specie.
With the way girls, ladies and even grannies dress these days, it will be tantamount to committing suicide not to pause and ogle at the various sections of anatomy on display.
From stretch marked booties to wrinkled pot-bellies to multi colored thighs to hairy legs to what-have you, nothing is left to the imagination as our womenfolk try to outdo one another in what i would call 'the contest of shame'!
Last week a really funny episode played out that got me thinking that if most guys (and right thinking females if i might add) could sign up to shame these daughters of Jezebel, we may be able to slow down the train of societal decadence these pack plan to run our sensibilities over with.
Now don't get me wrong! I love the show of cleavage, spotless thighs, well rounded ass and straight legs but please, I believe I speak the minds of most guys when I say 'give me a little something for an appetizer and not the whole meal, and not in public!'
Now back to my gist. I had boarded a taxi cab from work and after a few minutes drive we got stuck in traffic. On the driver side, there was this commercial motorcyclist with a female passenger dressed in a sleeveless blouse and a pair of low waist jeans that was way too 'low'! The upper quadrants of her  buttcheeks were so conspicuous one would have thought they were saying 'come and touch me, now!'
As usual, she made the motion of trying to cover the silly twins by drawing down her blouse which kept riding upwards.
As if on cue, the driver and I kept our stare squarely at the exposed flesh with the intent to get her to notice. She did!
For close to fifteen minutes while our vehicles crawled  side by side through the traffic we kept our eyes on Miss 'show me what your mama gave you' till we reached the intersection.
At that point she turned to face us and scream out.
'What are you people looking at? Shameless men! '
'We are just admiring your products! Are they fresh?' , the driver questioned.
'You guys are bushmen! Big fools!'
' Thank you, Madam civilized! But don't  think I will be ashamed to look at what you are advertising because that is what my eyes are for, stupid!' The driver had quipped!
Smart answer for a smart ass! And I dare say it is a smart answer for any crazy female who crosses that thin line that separates being civilized from being stone age and has the guts to question why I shouldn't indulge myself when she is busy flaunting her nakedness!