BELIEVE ME, Ms YOKOZUNA......SIZE DOES MATTER!

I know my day is going to be a challenge when I have the misfortune of boarding a public transport vehicle and having to sit beside a fat lady. It usually is a bumpy ride for so many reasons. First of all, they take up space for two and only pay for one seat! Unfair! Right?
Next thing is that at every bus stop or in between traffic hold ups, they keep buying every chewable thing in sight; roasted corn, gala,banana, groundnuts....and boiled eggs! Haba! And curse my luck, they always get me involved one way or the other..... I get to help call the snack vendor, communicate the bargain, convey the products back and forth, collect their change for them and help throw out the garbage in the course of our commuting.
Then there is the drama they put up with either the driver or fellow passenger(s) that nearly always ends with exchange of insults as they try to intimidate with their smaller sized adversary.
So it gets me thinking why on earth any sensible girl in this 21st century will not attend all the weight reducing exercise classes, read all the books that talk about dieting, cut down on clogging her mouth with all the junk delicacies at fast food and bar joints in order to keep her figure trim (and sexy!)
Maybe your body size (or self esteem) doesn't  matter anymore if you are a mother of four, are in your fifties,not interested in catcalls or whistles trailing your backside when you are up and about town but please give a little consideration to fellows like me who are very visual oriented (all men are, by the way), and do something about it.
For those of you Fatimas who aren't yet married and do fantasize about your wedding day, don't you want your Mr. right to have the pleasure and do you the honour of picking you up in your wedding dress to the admiration of your guests for that once in life time photo shot? How would you feel if in trying to lift you up, you both collapse on the cameraman?
Now it's not about fat ass (we all like fat asses) or size 36d boobs (nothing feels better, I tell you!) but about those females who think it is too much price to pay to shed off those flappy arms, Wimbledon  size tummies and extra large thighs to add color to the funky world of relationships.
Because dear Ms. Yokozuna,  just as we know that size of a man's tool matters to many a woman (please, don't pretend you don't know what am talking about!), so does your size matter in how guys treat a lady!